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I hope people on here can feel free to be dull and normal and sincere and not particularly witty and just talk about normal stuff that's on their minds, and know that it's appreciated that we can all share these pieces of our selves with each other." --Anonymous, on the Fediverse "If you don't want to work with your hands, buy yourself some nitrile gloves at the drugstore,  [https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.simgames.forcedrop ForceDrop] like the black ones because they make you look like a Bond villain." --Alton Brown "Nothing inspires arrogance like a lifetime spent controlling machines that are incapable of criticism." --Edward Snowden "The US is 'with' no one. Adam Savage "When you're from a society that raises boys to be soldiers, trans femininity is inherently a betrayal of the state." --Ita Segev "I'm smart enough to know I'm dumb enough that I can't help you." --Deadpool "Homo digitalis may challenge the state, but the state will always fight back." --David Patrikarakos "If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers." --Thomas Pynchon "I don't believe in God. But I do believe in dramatic irony." --JMS "Icarus is bullshit, that's why it's called mythology. People can't stand genius without an apology. Fuck that, fuck them go get what you want to get. Let them stay home and comment on the Internet." --Garfunkel and Oates "You can't blow on an app." --Jason Murphy, on carrying gaming dice "The best way to get management excited about a disaster plan is to burn down the building across the street." --Dan Erwin, Security Officer, Dow Chemical, 2008.ev "I did the thing! I did the thing! I learned!" --Brian Brushwood "It doesn't feel to me that it's in our nature to do anything perfectly." --William Gibson "It doesn't matter that both Bill Clinton and Obama did things that Reagan and both George Bushes would've approved of, because everyone from Limbaugh to Fox to Youtube randos is telling the actual voters of this group that those conservative positions they took are far left." --Colin Spacetwinks "Today another colleague showed up with an injured hand. The cause? Rogue roomba got stuck under the stove and he hurt himself retrieving his little robot helper. I laughed at the absurdity, and then remembered that I applied security patches to my light bulbs yesterday." --Gn0w "It's not 'danger,' it's 'accepted occupational hazard.'" --Griffin "Guys, please don't make jokes about the current political situation. It's very difficult to tell them apart from what's actually happening." --Dahlia Adler "I honestly believe in a bottomless pit of stupid which swallows everything worthwhile and good and I haven't seen much to dissuade me from that point of view." --The Illustrious Skinbag "If you're uninterested in reading my words, why should I make more of them for you?" --Matt Blaze "As you watch Trump's defenders lie, deflect, and distract today and in the coming weeks, remember that they don't care about being caught in obvious lies. Calling bullshit still means you're talking about the bullshit, not the facts." --Garry Kasparov "Create the world that your enemies see in their nightmares." --Janus "But why can't we have a Christian nation? Because a marriage of church and state always leads to corruption of both the religion and the nation." -Rev.